Cat Valentine Competion

Posts : 441 Join date : 2011-12-12 Age : 29 Location : la

Is it true that swet and pee are like cousins

Posts : 1 Join date : 2012-01-01

1. Sometimes I wonder if I could get juice from a potatoe.

2. I AM CUBE FIST MAN!

3. I wonder if I tied my hair in a ponytail, covered my face with honey and stuck my face in a bowl of popcorn, what my face would look like when it came out?

4. Is it possible for a teenage girl to drink water upside down?

5. Cat: It's true.
Tori: That normal is boring?
Cat: No! That no one asked me to the prom!

6. Cat: You hit me in the face with a ball!
Mr. Sikowitz: Oh come on! A truly great actor can stay in the scene no matter whats happening around them.
Cat: But it really hurt!
*Bell rings*
Cat: Ooh! Lunch! Yay!

7. Oooh! Candy!

8. Mr. Sikowitz: Happy Birthday!
Cat: Who's birthday is it?
Mr. Sikowitz: Somebodys, Somewhere.
Cat: Thats so true!

9. One time, when I was eating french toast in a restraunt, I started laughing and then i started choking...So the lady who ran the restraunt made me leave.

10. Stage fighting director: As you can see, my fist didn't connect with her face!
Cat: Thank you!

11. I wonder if mirrors work in outer space.

12. I love old people! It's so cute how they shake when they pour their juice!

13. My hair colour has nothing to do with my phycological problems!

14. Oh my god! Underwear that floats!

15. Do you want me to juice your bagel?

16. Oh man! My uveula got stuck between that hampsters toes!

17. Hey Mr. Figgledoobler! Thanks for filling my gas tank with corn chowder!

18. AAAAHHH! I'm soaking wet! Quick! Someone bring me the ocean!

19. Hey! Mr. Spock! You are SOOOO Vulcan WEIRD!!

20. If you had two tomatoes, and they were, like, really tired, they can take a nap in....A HAMMOCK BRA!

21. ADOOOOO! ADYOODYOODOOO! Ahhhhhh!
I just made silly noises into the camera because I decided that's how i should start this video.
DOODLEOODLEOODLEOODLEOO!

22. My brother got shot by a clown.

23. YAY! CRAYONS!!!!

24. Look! I made my tiger purple *giggle* That doesnt happen in nature!

25. I am cat! International superspy! *wierd looks from friends* Its not real...

Subject: Re: Cat Valentine Competion Sun Jan 01, 2012 10:25 pm

Cat Valentine wrote:: 1. Cat Valentine: [running up to Tori] Hey, you'd better come help Jade.
Tori Vega: With what?
Cat Valentine: She can't get her boobs in the hamburger.
Mr. Sikowitz: Pardon?

2. Mr. Sikowitz: Ready? Drive-by acting exercise: You're all angry Englishman. Go!
Robbie: I insist you tell me who sat on me crumpit!
Jade West: My grandmummy went to the loo while I snogged the Prime Minister!
Andre: This flock of Whip-poor-wills is bothering my trousers!
Cat: Good heavens! There's a dead cockroach in my brassiere!
Rex: Blimey!
Beck Oliver: I told you not to put plump sauce on me banger!

3.Beck Oliver: Cat will play a 1980's stand-up comedienne who's very annoying.
Cat Valentine: I wanna be an unicorn.
Beck Oliver: You can't.
Cat Valentine: Phooey.

4.Trina Vega, Cat: You know I want ya, and girl I really want ya!
Trina Vega: And you're lookin' nice!
Cat: Got me cooler than a bag of ice!
Trina Vega, Cat: Now freeeeze, freeeze, freeeze... now go! Drop it fast and move real slow. Hoooo! What?
Trina Vega: You smell so fruity...
[Cat doesn't respond]
Trina Vega: Sing the next line.
Trina Vega: I can't.
Trina Vega: Why not?
Cat: It's dirty.

wht is the next line if u dont want to say it here then pm me

Posts : 441 Join date : 2011-12-12 Age : 29 Location : la

Twerlycurl. You enters did not count as they had to be in by the 30th of December

Posts : 89 Join date : 2012-01-01 Location : virgin ilsand

Posts : 39 Join date : 2012-01-03 Location : AMERICA

ariana wrote:: Heeey everyone

Whilst looking through the threads ive notied that alot of you want to be "Cat Valentine" So ive decided to hold a competion to name who 'officaly' is Cat Valentine. All you have to do is post a quote below of something cat would say. Simple. The Rules- You can not use someone eles idea. Thats it. Easy. Now hurry up and post a reply before the 30th of December 2011 i will announce the winner on the 4th of January. GOOD LUCK:!:

Ariana xx

foehy

whats that supposed to mean

toatally

ohh no

onece i ate a hamburger then an hour later i started sneezing i dont think it was anything to do with he hamburger though

my brother got shot in japan hes okay now tho

my brother got shot bye a clown on the bus the clown was our cousin jesse

hope thats okayxxxx

Posts : 441 Join date : 2011-12-12 Age : 29 Location : la

your entres had to be in by the 4th of january sorry

Subject: Re: Cat Valentine Competion Sat Jan 07, 2012 2:45 pm

er who let you be in charge

Posts : 441 Join date : 2011-12-12 Age : 29 Location : la

er who let U be in charge

Posts : 441 Join date : 2011-12-12 Age : 29 Location : la

i hate my sister

Subject: Re: Cat Valentine Competion Sat Jun 23, 2012 12:05 am

Caterina valentine wrote:: i hate my sister

Lol why that's not nice!

Subject: Re: Cat Valentine Competion Sun Jun 24, 2012 6:40 pm

Caterina valentine wrote:: er who let U be in charge

I think that is her sister that said this that is Y she hate her she is coming on her username allot

Subject: Re: Cat Valentine Competion Sun Jul 01, 2012 12:20 pm

Awww ok i dnt want to win just wanna say 1

Oh my lifes the worst!

Yay i love candy!

Subject: Re: Cat Valentine Competion Mon Jul 02, 2012 11:59 am

Nina Martin wrote:: Awww ok i dnt want to win just wanna say 1

Oh my lifes the worst!

Yay i love candy!

Dount say your live is the worst!Its bad you have every thing you need 2 live.You have friends,a house, food and all.But look at the people that dount have house or food.

Mood:

Subject: Re: Cat Valentine Competion Tue Jul 03, 2012 11:40 pm

So True Andre

Posts : 1 Join date : 2012-09-07

WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN

» Cat Valentine Competion winner
» Jade West competion
» CAT VALENTINE
» Cat valentine
» WHO WON THE CAT VALENTINE COMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!