hey there might be some reapeats from my last entry sorry theres more xx
Cat Valentine: She's so strong.
Andre Harris: Dale gave us credit.
Jade West: Even I feel bad.
Tori Vega: We should do something.
Cat Valentine: Waffles?
Tori Vega: I like waffles.
Jade West: Waffles are good.
Andre Harris: I know a place.
Tori Vega: Off we go.
Cat Valentine: Yay! I love excitement!
Cat Valentine: I love mass texting!
Dale Squires: I wanted to give it that panicky jittery feeling, you know.
Cat Valentine: I love that panicky jittery feeling!
Cat Valentine: One time, I ate a hamburger and then like an hour later I started sneezing, but I don't think it had anything to do with the hamburger.
Jade West: Maybe, your red hair dye seeps through your scalp and into your brain.
Cat Valentine: Can that happen?
Tori's Mom: Where's Trina?
Cat Valentine: Tori locked her in the bathroom.
Tori Vega: Cat! You weren't supposed to tell her that.
Tori's Mom: I'm okay with it.
Cat Valentine: One time, when I was 7, I was at the beach and I made a sandcastle and I called it 'Cat's Castle'
[long pause; everyone stares at her]
Cat Valentine: True story.
Jade West: [acting in the movie] 'Monica. Monica. Do not die on me. Wake up. I mean it. Wake up. Come on.'
[she slaps Cat across the face]
Cat Valentine: Unh. Ow!
Tori Vega: Cut!
Jade West: What?
Tori Vega: You're not supposed to hit her.
Jade West: I felt that's what my character would do.
Cat Valentine: My face hurts.
Tori Vega: Can we try it again without the physical assault?
Cat Valentine: Can you please tell her not to slap me?
Dale Squires: She should do whatever feels right.
Jade West: [to Cat] Lie down.
[Jade does the scene again, continually slapping Cat]
Tori Vega: [while Jade is slapping Cat] Um. Jade. Um. I'll go get some ice.
Dale Squires: Thank you so much.
Tori Vega: He's taking all the credit!
Andre Harris: I can't believe this.
Dale Squires: Yes!
Cat Valentine: [holding ice to her face] My face still hurts.
"Victorious: The Birthweek Song
Mammaw: A girl doesn't dye her hair that color unless she has psychological problems.
Cat: My hair color has nothing to do with my psychological problems.
Mammaw: Why did you do that to your hair?
Cat: What? You mean the color?
Mammaw: Do you hate your mother?
Cat: I love my mother!
Cat: But your grandmother hates me.
Robbie Shapiro: She doesn't hate you.
Mammaw: Aww, why'd you bring that one?
Cat: Bye!
Robbie Shapiro: Stay.
[referring to Brenda]
Robbie Shapiro: Why is she here?
Mammaw: So you don't end up with one of those.
Cat: I'm leaving now.
"Victorious: freak the freak out!!
[Haley and Tara won the karaoke contest because Haley's dad is the owner. Everyone is outraged]
Haley Ferguson: We won because we rock!
Cat Valentine: Yeah, don't believe everything your daddy says.
Jade West: [to Haley] Like when he tells you you're pretty!
Haley Ferguson: [Two girls flirt with Beck and Andre] First time here?
Beck Oliver: Umm, yeah.
Haley Ferguson: If you get nervous, I'll hold your hand.
Cat Valentine: I get nervous when my brother eats things that aren't food. Seriously, I think he ate my charm bracelet.
Cat Valentine: I like your purse.
Jade West: Thanks.
Cat Valentine: What's it made of?
Jade West: Monkey fur.
Cat Valentine: [a girl is flirting with Beck] Um, Hi. Miss.
Haley Ferguson: What?
Jade West: He has a girlfriend.
Haley Ferguson: I don't see her.
Jade West: Turn around.
[she does]
Jade West: Now you see her.
"Victorious: Pilot
Tori Vega: Hey can you...
Cat Valentine: Oh my gosh, you're Tori right?
Tori Vega: Uh huh.
Cat Valentine: You were so awesome in the big showcase.
Tori Vega: Aww, thanks.
Cat Valentine: My name's Cat.
Tori Vega: Oh, like the animal.
Cat Valentine: What's that supposed to mean?
Tori Vega: Nothing. I- I love cats.
Cat Valentine: Uh me too, they're so cute.
[Cat walks away]
Cat Valentine: Guys, Sikowitz really wants everybody back in class.
Rex: And you really wanted a date to the prom last year but you didn't get one.
Cat Valentine: What's that supposed to mean?
Robbie: Rex!
Cat Valentine: Tell your puppet to quit being mean to me.
Robbie: Don't call him a puppet. That's an offensive term.
Andre Harris: Normal's boring
Cat Valentine: It's true.
Tori Vega: That normal's boring?
Cat Valentine: No, that no one asked me to the prom.
Cat Valentine: Totally.
Mr. Sikowitz: Ehh, Cat your line had to start with an S.
Cat Valentine: Salami!
Mr. Sikowitz: It's too late Cat.
Cat Valentine: Aww, my life's the worst.
Mr. Sikowitz: Here's a piece of candy.
Cat Valentine: Yay! I love candy!
"Victorious: Survival of the Hottest
[Being shot with a water gun]
Cat Valentine: It's so cold! It's so cold!
[Dying of heat prostration in Beck's RV]
Tori Vega: It's so hot! It's so hot!
Cat Valentine: Is it true that sweat and pee are like... cousins?
"Victorious: diddly bobs
Cat Valentine: [running up to Tori] Hey, you'd better come help Jade.
Tori Vega: With what?
Cat Valentine: She can't get her boobs in the hamburger.
Mr. Sikowitz: Pardon?
Cat Valentine: Hi, kids!
Tori Vega: Apparently, we're The Diddly-Bops.
Andre Harris: And we're here to sing you a special song...
Robbie Shapiro: ...all about your favorite foods.
Kid: Sing about dinosaurs.
Beck Oliver: [Cheerfully] Nooooo!
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"Victorious: The Bird Scene
Cat: Hey, Sikowitz, I forget to ask a question about the homework...
[Mr. Sikowitz throws a ball at her and Cat runs off, screaming]
Mr. Sikowitz: [to Tori] We'll never know her question.
Mr. Sikowitz: Ready? Drive-by acting exercise: You're all angry Englishman. Go!
Robbie: I insist you tell me who sat on me crumpit!
Jade West: My grandmummy went to the loo while I snogged the Prime Minister!
Andre: This flock of Whip-poor-wills is bothering my trousers!
Cat: Good heavens! There's a dead cockroach in my brassiere!
Rex: Blimey!
Beck Oliver: I told you not to put plump sauce on me banger!
"Victorious: Sleepover at Sikowitz's (
Beck Oliver: Cat will play a 1980's stand-up comedienne who's very annoying.
Cat Valentine: I wanna be an unicorn.
Beck Oliver: You can't.
Cat Valentine: Phooey.
Tori Vega: I am a police officer. Would you like to join me in some raisin bran?
Cat Valentine: [imitating Jerry Seinfeld] What's the deal with Raisin Bran? Is it Raisins? Is it Bran? I wanna know!
Robbie Shapiro: Ladies, please. It's not about the Raisins- or the Bran!... it's about the future and living your dreams, and there go the legs.
[collapses suddenly]
"Victorious: Cat's New Boyfriend
[Tori has Cat pinned to the floor]
Cat Valentine: Help! I need a teacher!
[Sikowitz walks by, very excited]
Mr. Sikowitz: Hello, girls. Can you believe I scored tickets to Hall and Oates?
[He walks off and ignores them]
"Victorious: Stage Fighting
Tori Vega: Why do I have to play an instrument, anyway?
Cat: Everyone at Hollywood Arts has to play an instrument.
Tori Vega: Okay, well I sing. My throat is my instrument, I'm a throat player.
Andre: Doesn't count.
Cat: And it sounds kinda gross.
"Victorious: Tori the Zombie
[singing together on a road trip]
Trina Vega, Cat: You know I want ya, and girl I really want ya!
Trina Vega: And you're lookin' nice!
Cat: Got me cooler than a bag of ice!
Trina Vega, Cat: Now freeeeze, freeeze, freeeze... now go! Drop it fast and move real slow. Hoooo! What?
Trina Vega: You smell so fruity...
[Cat doesn't respond]
Trina Vega: Sing the next line.
Trina Vega: I can't.
Trina Vega: Why not?
Cat: It's dirty.
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